There are so many dirty fantasies I have in my head that I hope no one ever finds out about. Well, specifically speaking, I hope my step-mom and step-sis never find out. You see, I’ve been jerking off to the thought of fucking them for as long as they’ve lived with me. It’s not my fault that they’re both hot as fuck! Plus, Dad is always away so the temptation to make a move on them is even more intense than it would be otherwise.
But I’m way too chicken-shit to actually let them know I’ve been watching them shower, jerking off into their panties, spying on them whenever they undress, etc. So in the meantime, I’ve just been watching a ton of incest porn over on My Pervy Family. It has all the taboo scenarios I need, plus just the best overall hardcore fucking a site could offer.
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Pet Name Guy
This guy calls himself pet names like Mr Charlie, Mr Loverboy, Mr Sweetie. I know it sounds corny, I know it’s cheesier than Domino’s pizza, but these guys do exist and they are all over the place. In fact, there are so many of them it’s sickening. What is even more disturbing is that a lot of these guys are quite successful. Why? Women like a little bit of cheesiness. They like a little bit of corniness in the guys they meet especially on free fucking sites.
The problem is most of the guys that go there are just so serious about fucking pussy that they end up looking desperate, sneak a peek. So when these women come across a guy like Mr Catlover or some other bullshit like that, their hearts melt. Why? These dudes seem real. They seem genuine and they seem like they have their guard down.
Well, those women are only fooling themselves because these dudes are often pretty cold and calculated. Calling yourself Mr Softy is a calculated move. No right thinking dude would name himself that way unless he has ulterior motives. Do you see where I’m coming from?
So how do you work around these dudes? Well the first thing that you need to do is to incorporate some of that cheesiness into your profile. Now I’m not saying that you should call yourself Mr Charlie dog. Instead, incorporate some of that bullshit in the actual description of yourself in your profile. A little bit of softness goes a long way.
50 Shades Guy
50 shades is the freaky dude. This is the dude who says straight out that he likes whipping women. He likes binding women, tying them up in chains, and then whipping them around and dominating them. Some chicks love that shit. They are in charge in all areas of their lives but in one part of their life they want to be dominated. Again, to work around this dude, you can put some of that role playing element into your profile. Don’t overdo it, though. You don’t want to come off like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.