Isn’t Fucking Beautiful?

Are you a porn snob? I’ll admit it, I definitely am! I don’t want to waste any time or cum on bullshit. That’s the case when it comes to dating too. If a girl is not working out then I’ll walk out right in the middle of dinner. I’m not playing that game where I have to pity fuck some weirdo and then ghost them slowly over the next two weeks. That’s not fun for anyone. I’d rather just pull up some good porn and rub one out like a responsible adult if needed. That’s why I have a membership to Vixen.com and I don’t plan on ever canceling it.

Maybe you’ve heard of Greg Lansky. If not, just know that he’s like the Steven Spielberg of adult films, so he knows that he’s doing behind that camera. You don’t get to be famous for making porn without making a ton of people cum like the Prom Queen on Prom Night. So, just trust me on this one and sign up.

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